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document.write("<div align='center' style='font:bold 15px Times New Roman;font-style:italic'>")
day = new Date()
hr = day.getHours()
if (hr == 1) document.write("It's just after 1 AM...")
if (hr == 2) document.write("It's just after 2 AM...")
if (hr == 3) document.write("It's just after 3 AM...")
if (hr == 4) document.write("It's just after 4 am. Are you still up?")
if (hr == 5) document.write("It's just after 5 am. Are you still up?")
if (hr == 6) document.write("It's after 6 am, yawn!")
if (hr == 7) document.write("Good Morning! It's just after 7 am")
if (hr == 8) document.write("It's just after 8 am")
if (hr == 9) document.write("It's just after 9 am")
if (hr == 10) document.write("It's just after 10 am...")
if (hr == 11) document.write("It's just after 11 am...")
if (hr == 12) document.write("It's just after noon...")
if (hr == 13) document.write("Good Afternoon! Lunch Time!")
if (hr == 14) document.write("It's just after 2 pm...")
if (hr == 15) document.write("It's just after 3 pm...")
if (hr == 16) document.write("It's just after 4 pm...")
if (hr == 17) document.write("It's just after 5 pm...")
if (hr == 18) document.write("It's just after 6 pm... Dinner Time!")
if (hr == 19) document.write("It's just after 7 pm...")
if (hr == 20) document.write("It's just after 8 pm...")
if (hr == 21) document.write("It's just after 9 pm...")
if (hr == 22) document.write("It's just after 10 pm...")
if (hr == 23) document.write("It's just after 11 pm...")
if (hr == 0) document.write("It's after midnight...")
document.write("<\/div>")
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